Oral Survey #81

By Raia Fink

Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 15:09:56 -0500
Subject: ORAL SURVEY 2000

note: it slices. it dices. it can core a apple. it is wafer thin!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: ed99

1. What is the name of the game?

a) smile and nod
b) bocci, fer shure
c) futbol mundial
d) soccer
e) sweet jesus

2. The most memorable line from yur childhood is:

a) no daddy, no daddy, no daddy, no
b) fatty, fatty 2x4, can't get through the kitchen door
c) these are the best days of your life
d) first hit's free

3. Complete this series: a,b,c,d,e,___,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,___,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,___,x,y,z without. That is, without using the letters f,o,w, or sigma chi epsilon.

4. The best part of the cow is:

a) flank
b) sturgeon
c) suet and tripe
d) ass end
e) the leather part
f) McDonalds Parts
g) filtrum

5. What happened to the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

a) it died
b) it had mittens

6. Join me now in a sing-a-long.

7. What do you suppose is the problem with ORAL SURVEY these days?

a) its gotten kinda lame
b) its always been lame
c) those 2nd ammendment people don't really support the so called "Oral Rights"
d) it has a pimple on its eyeball
e) there have not been enough celebrity contributions
f) its gotten too damn sporatic for its own good.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
and remember, if you can't be kind...be kinda vague.
Merry immaculate birth day!

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

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