Oral Survey #80

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 29 Nov 1998 15:17:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: friends don't let friends ORAL SURVEY, ever

ORAL SURVEY : answer the following questions aloud

Part: 200

1. Where have all the flowers gone?

a) in su ano, every one
b) http://www.trica.com/os/
c) sho nuff, I done picked yo flowers
d) Syracuse University
e) on the midnight train to Georgia

2. William Butler Yeats wrote poems and stories of a _______ ilk.

a) Romantic
b) Mystic
c) Modernist
d) Post-modernist
e) Rampant allegorical
f) Minimalist

3. All hail Brak! (orally)

4. Rock over London, rock on Chicago:

a) Lee, its the brand that fits
b) O'douls, what beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer
c) Radio Shack, you got questions we got answers
d) Phillies, blunt
e) Burger King, have it your way

5. I like New York in June, how 'bout you?

6. Would you find it more fulfilling to march with Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. or to be the one who punts that asshole John Glenn right back into orbit?

7. Your patheticality quotient (PQ) is:

a) nil
b) impressive (can i be your friend?)
c) 20/20
d) 110%

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again. for a good time, refer to 1.b.

Would you rather...
Install The Clapper at the next State of the Union address
slip LSD inso Judge Wapner's drink shortly before he hears a case?
--the book of "Would You Rather?"

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12...go grover!
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

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