Oral Survey #82

By Raia Fink

Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1999 03:48:44 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY tuppence, tuppence

note: i's back in flo'da now

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: like i'm gonna tell you.

1. If you can't be with the one you love:

a) any goat will do
b) love the one you're with
c) the Japanese national sex museum makes a quite nice substitute
d) get with macspawn

2. What's the absolute worst way to Jerry-rig a jiggle bed?

a) move to San Fransisco and wait for the next big one
b) bellyflop into a bathtub filled with Jello jigglers
c) no more monkeys jumping on the bed!
d) with a piezo crystal, two pvc harnesses, astro-glide, and an old-skool typewriter

3. Are you mad at me for using the term 'Jerry-rig'?

a) yeah, what a gyp!
b) nah
c) no, of course not, you Indian giver!

4. Let it be said, "there are no cats in America, and the streets are paved with cheese" amen.

5. What are you waiting for?

a) Godot
b) the bus
c) the piledriver
d) the sandman
f) the second coming...of Bob
g) sharks, baby

6. 'to waffle' is:

a) a verb, meaning 'to be indecisive on an issue'
b) the plural of 'won waffle'
c) the beast of burden

7. Counting inclusively, how many Brady children are there?

a) six
b) seven
c) zero
d) 242
e) three

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
Lonely? go to http://www.trica.com/os/ and ORAL SURVEY your cares away!

Would you rather...
i not ask you a would you rather question this time around?
good, cause i really don't feel up to it.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

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