Oral Survey #77

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 28 Oct 1998 22:56:01 -0500 (EST)
Subject: is this ORAL SURVEY?

note: yes, this is ORAL SURVEY

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: just one, thanks

1. If there's one thing we can learn from Lewis Carroll it is:

a) if it feels good, it must be right
b) thank goodness for little girls!
c) the rook can move any number of unobstructed squares but only forwards in a diagonal direction
d) Disney tends to bastardize everything they touch

2. What is the secret ofthe eight jade horses?

a) only two of them are of any real use
b) cripples tend to fare better against Lin Poo than A Ho
c) I could tell you, but i'd have to cut off your arms and pour acid on your archenemy-come-partner's legs
d) I dunno, ask basket-boy

3. The preferred nomenclature is ______.

a) Asian
b) Chinaman
c) Oriental
d) whatever really ties the room together
e) Crippled master

4. Should it worry me that my Guatemalan worry dolls in a bag have grainy afros, only one eye, and were most likely handcrafted in a sweatshop by some three fingered orphan child.

5. Don't ______ that ______ in the tub with the _______, ________.

a) smear, replicant, scaly, human
b) rectify, mater, day-old, vaseline
c) corner, albino, rubber, duckie
d) Lester, Shirley, frowning, Thomas
e) Fubar, Fu-betty, entire, Fu-family

6. When i drive down streets named Beneva, Bahia Vista, and Dos Nalgas it's obvious that i live in:

a) California
b) Florida
c) tough call

7. Splice the recombinant DNA of the organism directly to your left with the recombinant DNA of the organism directly to your right (orally). and get back to me with the results (not really).

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
Lonely? go to http://www.trica.com/os/ and ORAL SURVEY your cares away!

Would you rather...
Have sex with Mel Gibson and get mono
Have sex with Pat Sajak and get a really cool pair of overalls that you've always wanted?
--the book of Would You Rather???

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