Oral Survey #76

By Raia Fink

Date: Fri, 23 Oct 1998 01:38:57 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY in the oval office?

note: bah! nothing is sacred

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

part: 5 o'clock shadow

1. What is the main jist of your religious beliefs?

a) jesus is my savior, he died for my sins
b) i am an abomination of god
c) i merely wander from room to room
d) the loudspeaker spoke up and said "christianity is stupid; communism is good!"
e) communism is stupid, i am god

2. Quote the Raven. (hint: Nevermore!)

3. If you were but a fixed point on a two dimensional plane, you would most likely:

a) be labeled 'point B'
b) hope that someday you may define a line with another point of similar origin and forever share your plane with your happy family.
c) ask that the other geometric features engrained in your time/space continum please refer to you as 'Chauncy, the point with the bitchin' camaro'
d) agree that there's just no point

4. Announce your presence with the least amount of pomp and circumstance humanly possible.

5. Choose the ugliest sounding word from the options below.

a) crabcake
b) flesh
c) botchedabortion
d) goatmasterflashinthabackwiththauzithatgoespop
e) signature
f) burlap

6. Are you aware that chartreuse is the most noticible color within the visible spectrum?

a) yes, of course
b) no, i did not
c) 11
d) squant

7. Who can own a rock, who can own a tree?

a) these things are not ours to own
b) anyone, provided they complete the necessary paperwork
c) Ernest P. Warrell
d) who can fill out a quitclaim deed? who can file it at the city clerk's office?

8. Thou shalt not ____________.

a) covet
b) Spoon!
c) wrinkle
d) jaundice
e) erruminate

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have a little bald sidekick to slap around
have backstage tickets to the Nelson concert?
--The book of "would you rather?"

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