Oral Survey #75

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 17:22:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY say what?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions out loud

Part: bitchin' camaro

1. Pick the phrase which most closely adheres to your current state of oral health:

a) My teeth and gums have attained Nirvana
b) I have zero cavities
c) I have zero teeth, but my breath is immaculate
d) Although they may be considered 'mossy' by some, I still have most of my teeth
e) Stay away! I have hoof and mouth disease and i'm not afraid to use it!
f) I've fallen and i can't get up.

2. Complete the following phrases orally. Please abstain from using any letters between k and p. Thank you.

i. Would you care for a game of ?
ii. I believe in . goddammit.
iii. We are the hope of a new .

3. In their natural state, banannas grow:

a) upside-down
b) rightside-up
c) downside-up
d) outside-in
e) transcendentally

4. If given the chance, would you do it all again, this time without mosquito netting?

5. If you have a mantra, now would be an excellent opportunity to repeat it.

6. There are no:

a) if's, and's, or but's
b) symbiotic gelatins
c) universal truths
d) wayward sons
e) Santa Claus'eses

7. Say the word.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.

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watch a man get hit by a speeding truck
watch your parents have sex?
--the book of "Would You Rather?"

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