Oral Survey #78

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 16:52:23 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY, already?

note: i have this nasty habit of blowing my nose before i get the kleenex, and its killing my social status. yes, you did need to know. why? because its absolutely not true. ha.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: oh my, a fly (deux de machina rouge)

1. You encounter a meerkat in passing upon the Serenghetti Plain. What do you say?

a) "why hello there, my meerkat friend"
b) You say "tomato", the meerkat says "tomato"
c) "oh, i see I'm talking to the aminals now"
d) "chumbawumba" (tubthumping)

2. Alegedly, ORAL SURVEY remains ________.

a) candid
b) fractured
c) tardy
d) first, foremost, and forswooth!
e) in requium fondus trans simulacrima

3. Using seventeen words or less (incidentally, none of these words may include: 'scorn', 'posh', 'freeballing', or 'standard') attempt to lure out your inner child.

4. now is the time for sub-vocalization. Do it.

5. Choose the most apt pronoun:

a) them
b) he/she/it
c) us'ins
d) my light is green, green means go, go fubar, go

6. Try your damndest to proove or disproove the following statements:

i. only married couples have fondue sets

ii. Jim Hensen is god; most people are actually muppets in disguise; the rest are devilspawn; Marlon Brando is just hiding

iii. B.K. likes DMB, as well as, L.M.N

iv. I am Spartacus

v. no, i am spartacus

7. William Faulkner tends to use _________ first person narrators, whereas the rest of us are just _________.

a) multiple; sane
b) corpulent; debris
c) a million, billion, trillion; hedged in
d) retarded; retarded

8. What would the little people think?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
I promise it won't take so long next time... and remember http://www.trica.com/os/

Would you rather...
be buried in you high school gymnasium
be cremated and have you ashes sprinkled over Ted Koppel?
--The book of "Would You Rather..."

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

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