Oral Survey #67

By Raia Fink

Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 17:19:48 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY for the 20th century...

note: yup.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: deux

1. Where's the beef?

a) the what? the beef. does it quack?
b) in Wendy
c) it has moved on to a better place
d) of course it quacks
e) here's your fucking beef

2. Which item is most naturally aromatic to you?

a) alaskan red ceder
b) your mother's mother
c) fine italian leather goods
d) a manwich sandwich
e) sowed oats

3. What would prompt you to eat strange fruits from a forbidden tree?

4. Where is the safest place to settle down and raise kids?

a) a tight crevice
b) Stout Falls, Montana
c) a Bob Ross seascape
d) Surinam

5. Would you rather posess the work ethic of a dung beetle, or the three dimensional spatial skills of a pack-rat?

6. If you have any articles of clothing or furniture which you'd like to donate at this time to the Purple Heart Veterans' Charity, please take a moment to deposit it on or near your curb.

7. Frank Sinatra is mostly:

a) hues and saturations
b) Rikki Lake
c) dead
d) crass
e) forlorn
f) pan fried

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.

yeah, here's the beef. you wanna fight?

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