Oral Survey #66

By Raia Fink

Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 15:51:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: easter-time for ORAL SURVEY

note: i'm back. i don't want to talk about it.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: rt. 66

1. The most refreshing minty type flavor to you is:

a) peppermint
b) macemint
c) wintergreen
d) cod

2. Which of the following dirty little secrets do you harbor?

a) several hermaphroditic cousins
b) male pattern baldness
c) corns and ingrown toenails
d) polydactily
e) your longstanding used kleenex fetish (its not a secret)

3. Please deposit your ________ in the ________ to your left.

a) necktie; skindiver
b) candlestick; broomclosety
c) goat; petri dish
d) clambake; midget
e) fruit; recepticle

4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a) peter
b) fsh

5. Describe the warm and fuzzy feeling you just got now that you found out there will be more ORAL SURVEYS to come.

6. Does it hurt?

7. What is the next song that Puff Daddy will steal and systematically basterdize?

a) Tie a yellow Ribbon
b) the theme to Welcome Back Kotter
c) November Rain
d) Gallileo
e) Bethoven's fifth
f) California Dreraming

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.

Raia "i'm back, and i only lost my sanity" Fink

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