Oral Survey #65

By Raia Fink

Date: Sat, 20 Jun 1998 00:27:14 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: better than ORAL SURVEY

note: what? nothing beats ORAL SURVEY.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 1/2 assed

1. If you could eliminate one of your least desireable traits, it would be:

a) your helium fetish
b) your birthing hips
c) your nasal twang
d) the slight gap between your three front teeth

2. Please, don't get your _________ in a _________.

a) knickers, twist
b) cufflinks, orifice
c) panties, bunch
d) stirrup pants, cavern

3. Where would be the most practical place to apply grip-tape?

a) on a skateboard
b) on a DEAD BABY
c) on a phantom employee
d) on your x-tra slippery household appliances

4. Reach out and touch someone.

5. How do you spell relief?

a) r-e-l-i-e-f
b) c-r-a-c-k-c-o-c-a-i-n-e
c) b-o-b e-u-k-e-r
d) 0011010
e) o-k-r-a

6. Who is your favorite Brady character?

a) Alice
b) Jon-boy
c) Mr. Brady
d) Jim Brady, founder of the Brady Bill
e) Jan
f) Hortense

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
"One really wants to go visit Raia in Massachusetts this summer. One just
doesn't know it yet." -- Albert Camus

Raia "he's not kidding" Fink

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