Oral Survey #64

By Raia Fink

Date: Mon, 8 Jun 1998 14:21:46 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY and ORAL SURVEY accessories

note: it does not necessarily become you in this light. huh?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: b12

1. It is not wise to put banannas in:

a) the refrigerator
b) zucchinni bread
c) a bananna hammoc

2. Well shave my ass and call me ________________.

a) harry
b) sherri
c) larry
d) violet beauregaurd
e) chuck woolery

3. Guns don't kill people; ________________ kill people.

a) guns
b) flesh eating viruses with guns
c) people
d) mongoloid albinos
e) hermaphroditic marine flatworms

4. Choose your favorite dead celebrity from the abbreviated list below.

a) Princess Diana
b) Sid Vicious
c) Earnie (the muppet)
d) Frank Sinatra

5. Conjugate the following verbs in your native tongue.

i. to beat (with a stick)

ii. aloha mi concubine y tapas naranja

iii. nolo moleste Sid Vicious por favore !

iv. tu madre tiene dos nalgas (divertido)

v. voulez vous coucher avec Sonny Bono et moi a la maison?

6. Explain to all the kids out there why one would not want to do this sort of thing at home.

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