Oral Survey #63

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 17 May 1998 01:37:10 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY: once you pop, you can't stop

note: yer hooked, admit it.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 941-355-7291 (call and listen to my voicemail)

1. What's your name (what's your name)?

a) Albertus Magnus
b) Guy Blissom
c) Julia Goolia
d) Olivia fig-Newton

2. Who's your daddy (who's your daddy)?

a) the mail man
b) the weatherman
c) Roddy-roddy Piper
d) the repo man

3. Is he rich (is he rich like me)?

a) no
b) yes
c) when the moon is in the seventh house

4. Choose your poison

5. Keep in mind that this is not a ________ covered in ________, but an exquisite craft item.

a) goat, radon
b) seashell, nailpolish
c) fubar, treacle
d) chandelier, chandeliers
e) bokken, anti-sticky

6. Life is a:

a) mystery
b) travesty
c) Precious Moments cupie doll
d) entirely creeped out scenario
e) aquarius with scorpio rising

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#3 "candy-coat everything with crack" -- Raia's way of making life

Raia "portly spice" Fink

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