Oral Survey #68

By John Fisher (by way of Raia Fink)

Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1998 01:53:37 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Oral Survey ala Jefe strikes again (fwd)

note from raia: listen here. jon wrote this survey. that's probably why it
seems so fresh and origional and naughty and etc. but keep in mind, its
only the second one he's ever written, as opposed to my almost seventy),
and that he's an old man in a youngster's body. hope you enjoy it as much
as i have. i'll be the first to cover my ass and admit that its damn good.


Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
[email protected] - i've been a naughty girl - [email protected]
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Forwarded message
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1998 23:52:23 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: Oral Survey ala Jefe strikes again

Part the sea, Moses! Part the sea! (aka Part Suck)

1. Is your favorite baby disease/deficiency:

a) kwashiorkor
b) jaundice
c) "Blue baby syndrome"
d) when they remain alive after birth
e) rickets
f) scurvy
g) no arms, no legs, all football

2. The best part about being a farmer is:

a) all the chaw you can stuff in your lip
b) unlimitied supply of tough, toothless farm lasses
c) unlimited supply of hot sex with greased up sheared sheep
d) You buy dung WHOLESALE
e) the glamour

3. Oral Surveys really get my:

a) chihuahua
b) goat
c) blood flowing
d) Raia
e) full and undivided attention

4. Would you like to share your little joke with the class?

a) piss off, teech
b) giggle giggle
c) no
d) piss off

5. My baloney has a first name, it's

a) Isaac
b) Ludo
c) Rubrick
d) Skankassprocessedrancidmeat
e) Religion

6. My baloney has a second name, it's

a) Pandharipandi
b) God
c) Yahweh
d) Allah
e) Siddartha
f) Superyummy

7. Describe using twenty words or less, how to build a functional vacuum cleaner out of a hairless rat, some chewing gum, a grenade, and a big chunk of MacGyver.

8. This knock off-survey has been

a) paltry
b) a knavish disgrace
c) mildly amusing
d) a welcome diversion from the real world
e) a source of vaginal dryness
f) like a brother to me

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.

God, it's just plain sick isn't it. I fully comprehend that this is a
survey devoid of life, but the Devil made me write and send it anyway.
I'm sure that I'll regret it.

Jaundice out.

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