Oral Survey #61

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 20:45:08 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: i bequeath unto you ORAL SURVEY

note: do with it what you please, but please, answer the damn questions orally. oh, and don't tell me how long it's been. I know.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: sexy and seventeen


1. It's funny because:

a) it's true
b) his hand is attached to his shoulder
c) many animals were injured during the making of this ORAL SURVEY
d) he's still more adept at maneuvering that stick than i, even though he has but one hand, and it's attached directly to his shoulder
e) the kool-aid man is back in action

2. Sheep are only good for:

a) lamb chops
b) the wooly fur they bear
c) making babies
d) making babies with farmer Tom
e) clever goat substitutes

3. Define the following terms without quantifying any sort of negatives whatsoever.

i. abstruse

ii. Desmond

iii. ramification

iv. oops

v. fringe benefits


4. What do you really, truly, deep down in your heart, desire most for christmas?



5. If a locomotive travelling at 33 kilometers per hour leaves Toronto in half an hour, and a greyhound bus intercepts it near the outskirts of Sacremento at 5:21 in the a.m., what does that say about trans-international public reptile smugglinjg operations?

a) who
b) gives
c) a
d) sideways
e) fuck?
f) only good things
g) narc
f) all of the above, and much, much more



Than you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
oh, and guess what? there's no more good hints from 'life's little de-struction book', so I'll be making them up from here on out.
#1 "watch 'The Crippled Masters', or else"
--how to be a better person in two surveys or less--
Raia "la concubina naranja del diablo" Fink






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