Oral Survey #60

Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1998 20:51:43 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY, from the diaphram, loun n clear

note: aminal crackers are good stuff

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 40 theives

1. Who lives at Susan's house?

a) Susan
b) Jamie and Susan
c) Susan, Jamie, and Raia
d) Susan and goat
e) Jamie and eels
f) dustmites, a land shark, and debris

2. What is the overall most effective way to clear one's conscience?

a) enlightenment
b) death
c) ritual prostheletizing, racism, and merryment
d) electrical goldfish liberation
e) nipple clamps

3. Whatever happened to good old family values?

a) they got swallowed, along with the worm
b) they're hiding
c) they came out of the closet
d) they never really existed, shhhh!
e) June and Ward Cleaver bought the rights and hoarded them

4. Would you have ever expected to worship the weatherman?

5. Play the word assosciation game:

i. graphite

ii. Elliott

iii. box

iv. corn chip

v. phylogeny

6. What's your damage?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again
#174 "Say 'like' at the end of sentences, like"
"Life's Little De-struction Book

Raia "and on the third day, god said goat" Fink

         Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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