Oral Survey #59

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1998 15:15:54 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: when all else fails, ORAL SURVEY

note: 'cept for the few of you who see me on a basis that is regular-like,
I bet you all thought i was dead!!! well, you can put the cork
back into the champagne bottles and turn off the MTV dance party
to go 1995. Cause i'm not dead. and neither is ORAL SURVEY.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: 941-355-7291 (should any of you want to call me)

1. What is the minimum voltage you can use and still operate smoothly?

2. How long has it been since the last survey (keeping in mind that 'every day is survey day')?

a) 12
b) two days
c) two eons
d) too long
e) not long enough
f) forever and a day

3. The theory of Occam's razor is best portrayed in:

a) the movie Contact
b) the comic strip Dilbert
c) the horse Ed
d) real life situations involving animal crackers

4. Do you prefer Franco American brand spaghetti in a can over Chef Boyardee?

5. The human race will crumble with the advent of:

a) quick-set spackle products
b) bigger, better fishing vessels
c) things that make you go hmmmm...
d) the phonograph
e) dawn

6. The best non-Brat Pack movie of the 1980's was:

a) Rocky III
b) Flight of the Navigator
c) Heathers
d) Donald duck in mathemagic land
e) Titanic
f) The crippled masters (they had no arms and legs!!!)
g) Cassablanca II, the return of Chewbacca
h) Pretty in pink

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
And try not to revel in my demise any longer.
#489 "Wear taps on your shoes"--Life's Little De-struction Book

Raia "if i had a hammer" Fink
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