Oral Survey #58

By Raia Fink

Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 01:31:57 -0500 (EST)
Subject: she sold ORAL SURVEYS by the seashore

note: it's over!!!!! I don't have to discuss algal bloom and coral
bleaching effects any longer. I said it's over!!!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: Desmond Tutu

1. Having completed extensive market research, you have thoughtfully concluded that the most useful item to have in your pocket while boarding a passenger grade aircraft is:

a) a mini etch-a-sketch
b) a 3-D viewmaster
c) a bobby pin
d) wing-tip shoes
e) a gum eraser
f) capillary action

2. How long has that caramel See's sucker been in my posession?

a) five years
b) half a week
c) since when jesus was a corporal
d) fourteen hours
e) eons

3. Have you ever touched a 9-volt battery to your tongue?

4. pepsi-cola may be in a spiffy new can, but it's still ______________ to me.

a) the same as it ever was
b) the right kind of girl for you
c) flippant
d) in tune
e) the thirteenth generation

5. If we've learned anything from this experience it's that ______________.

a) crack isn't a joke
b) I should still have a bedtime
c) Serbo-Croatians make the BEST leather goods
d) Absynth is illegal for a reason

6. Are humans evolved from chimps, or was it the other way around?

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Raia "strangefruits" Fink
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