Oral Survey #57

By Raia Fink

Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 15:37:14 -0500 (EST)
Subject: if ORAL SURVEY, then read

note: its too bad about this one. Coulda been better...
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: 8 bit

1. You should make an effort ot be more ____________.

a) opaque
b) candid
c) refried
d) deliberate
e) 241
f) parisitic

2. In the end the love you take is equal to ____________.

a) the bag of chips
b) approximately 1,500 frequent flyer miles
c) Canadian-style subterfuge
d) the love you make
e) my rubber soul

3. Copyright laws were made to be:

a) followed intently
b) memorized
c) pointedly and repeatedly broken
d) hoarded
e) sold for crack and general merriment.

4. Choose the best breakfast cereal:

a) Special K
b) Cracklin' Crack Bran
c) Apple Jacks
d) flamin' hot cheerios
e) cinnamon toast crunch
f) ebola bits
g) farina

5. Devise a personal statement saying that you fully intend to forgive me for making this ORAL SURVEY 'not so good'.

6. Voulez vous coucher avec moi, maintenant?

7. Aves Vous de pantalon vert?

8. Ist mein goldfish gestoben?

9. Cui dono lepidum nobellum?

10. Why do I even bother?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#512 "Have one for the road"--Life's Little De-struction Book
*but please, only if yer walking*

Raia "out of juice" Fink

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