Oral Survey #56

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 8 Mar 1998 19:45:39 -0500 (EST)
Subject: atomic ORAL SURVEY

note: this is an ORAL SURVEY.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 12 delusions of grandeur

1. Don't you think its about time you spantaneously combusted, already?

2. I mean, really, we're all just _________________ if you think about it.

a) carbon based life forms
b) milk-drinkers
c) free radicals
d) spores
e) Avatars

3. And sooner or later, we're all bound to ____________.

a) go buck
b) explode
c) whipping posts
d) neutralize our protiens

4. So, decide what big sort of significant sound that might make, and keep an annotated version of that sound on your person at all times, lest you decide to cross any borders or whatnot.

5. Does it make you feel secure to have a grasp on such largescale events?

6. Thus making you the smartest ____________ in the universe proper.

a) sentient being
b) church organist

7. Now might be a good time to:

a) lay off those pricey sugar cubes
b) walk on water

8. Just you nevermind.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SUVEY. Please come again.
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