Oral Survey #55

By Raia Fink

Date: Sat, 7 Mar 1998 21:13:57 -0500 (EST)
Subject: absolut ORAL SURVEY

note: i'm not gonna type this survey in the shape of an absolut bottle.
Get over it.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud


1. The best thing you've done for me is:

a) helped me take my life less seriously
b) when you lent me your car that one time.
c) cancelled out by the best thing that i've ever done for you
d) nothin', you ain't done shit for me, mo fo.
e) your mom

2. Beloved (the baby ghost) was a ____________.

a) baby
b) free range fruit tree
c) baby
d) tortured soul of an infant goat
e) baby
f) baby
g) sincere thank you note to jon for his unknowing dedication to ORAL SURVEY, and his immaculate sense of timin
h) patriarchal lie

3. The sincerest Christian in all the land is:

a) Oral Roberts
b) Patty cake Robertson
c) Louie-louie Walcott Farrakan
d) caffiene free Brigham Young

4. The newest Dilbert character should be ____________.

a) goatbert
b) crackbert
c) superaiabert
d) canned-hambert
e) ebolabert
f) filchbert

5. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

6. Where do you want to go today?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#483 "Give distances in kilometers"--Life's Little De-struction Book

Raia "survey mistress" Fink

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