Oral Survey #54

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 4 Mar 1998 20:51:40 -0500 (EST)
Subject: its not just ORAL SURVEY...its grrrrr-eeeeat!

note: this is ORAL SURVEY #54 (or 55, who the hell knows?) but if you know
that you haven't recieved all the previous ones, and you want to,
they're yours for the asking. oh, and i'm sure all your collective
friends want ORAL SURVEY too...

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part -9.8 m/s

1. Chimpanzees, raccoons, and Squirrils tend to be attracted to objects that are __________.

a) shiny
b) huge
c) obtuse
d) burly
e) tattoed
f) pappy

2. Would you rather be Kenny-G or Michael Bolton, money notwithstanding? (keep in mind, I'm only related to Kenny-G by marriage.)

3. There is to be no future mention of ______________ within the body of ORAL SURVEY (in theory).

a) crabs
b) goats
c) crack
d) your mom
e) goats
f) albinos, elves, and/or goats

4. If a goat falls in the midle of the forrest, and there are no albino wood elves to witness it. would your mom (the one with crabs) still sell herself for crack?

5. All responsible computer owners have cool screensavers with:

a) pipes and teapots
b) goats
c) flying toasters
d) a scrolling message that reads "...out for crack, be back soon"
e) a psycadelic maze with huge rats on the ceiling/floor

6. state your age, rank, and forwarding address here:

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
# 480 "Lie with statistics."--Life's Little De-struction Book

Raia "survey mistress" Fink

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