Oral Survey #53

By Raia Fink

Date: Fri, 27 Feb 1998 01:12:30 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY: the lost scrolls

note: supposedly i know fortran...but i dont. not really. And while
you're at it, answer the goddamn questions ORALLY, like yer supposed to!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12 (the sesame street way!)

1. Indicate the 'silent' letter in each of the following words.

a) bartbeque
b) crinzoline
c) caverqn
d) Illinois
e) kodachrome

2. Why are THEY kicking me out of my room?

a) I repeatedly broke the 'no crack or turtles' rule
b) I was destined to live in a fishbowl
c) the housing office is staffed by warty inbreds, neo-nazis, and illiterate pistol-whippers
d) for the good of the 'Party'
e) I'm too sexy for my room. too sexy it hurts. ouch.

3. Which fictitious team would dominate in a 'King of the Ring' type brawl?

a) Captain Jean Luc Pootard and the little ewok
b) the robot from 'Superbook' and Hal from 2001: Space Oddessey
c) two and a half yodas
d) Ludo from 'Labrynth' and a drunken Ferangie
e) Chewbacca the Wookie and a steaming pile of his own scat

4. How do you spell relief?

5. Have you used any of these major household appliances within the past month?

a) blender
b) bryl-creme (a little dab'l do ya)
c) HR steamcleaning vacuum
d) bow rosin
e) clip on bowtie
f) stealth bomber (loaded with blanks)

6. Oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
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Raia "bored as a dickless monkey" Fink

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