Oral Survey #50

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 23:54:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: return of ORAL SURVEY

note: yeah, so its been a while. But i've been really sick for the past
two weeks. Too sick to put much effort into ORAL SURVEY. So sick,
even, that the doctor in the emergency room (where i ended up going
because nothings open on sunday, because people don't get sick on
the weekends) wanted to know if I was homeless, on account of me
being so damn sick. But, its boring being so sick for so long, and
so here's a damn ORAL SURVEY for you.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: Haaaack!^12

1. Ultimately, the best way to attain free stuff is by:

a) mail order rebate
b) usurping it for the crown
c) unrelenting whining and begging with big, sad eyes
d) living on the dole
e) saving up books and books of green stamps

2. Nine out of ten monks agree that:

a) China should end its abuses against Tibet
b) its bigger than you'd think
c) I'm going to hell
d) a life without caffiene is no life to speak of
e) sugar-free gum is better and is better for you

3. Article 41-3 scetion c has already blatantly stated:

a) the constitution is bunk
b) Ward Cleever wears corrective footwear
c) blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit

4. Choose a format and stick with it for a short while

5. Arrange the following locations in order of preference:

i) France
ii) Turkmenistan
iii) Bolivia
iv) coffee decantur
v) Maryland
vi) Contracosticounty (180,G)

6. In your most proper English, offer a defense of rule #16 without using overly many active verb phrasings.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
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