Oral Survey #51

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 19 Feb 1998 11:05:05 -0500 (EST)
Subject: the stuff they call ORAL SURVEY

note: its more fun when you dont get them every day, huh? Well, isn't it?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 1984

1. It is most pleasant to happen upon a duck that is in a ____________ state.

a) border
b) plucky
c) Anglican
d) crack withdrawl
e) sandblasted
f) suspended

2. Honesty has little or nothing to do with:

a) modern plaid stylings
b) public policy
c) goatherding
d) rapid fire wallpapering

3. Should you decide to employ yourself as a barkeep, would you be able to satieate your coustomers with the following mixed drinks?

a) boilermaker
b) genteel red
c) milk
d) cess pool on the rocks
e) mai tai
f) cadamine
g) mahi mahi

4. Speculate, if you will, on the ramifications of fishmongering in the upper Soviet tundra regions.

5. The most convenient invention to date is undoubtedly:

a) the salad shooter
b) the starship enterprise
c) the microchip
d) the printing press
e) corn
f) satiny ribbons and sparkly glitter

6. What's the use?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#430 "Be nothing if not critical"--Life's Little De-struction Book

Raia "survey mistress" Fink

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