Oral Survey #49

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 1998 23:55:57 -0500 (EST)
Subject: just plain ORAL SURVEY

note: have I got a treat for you. acrostics. yay.
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uhhh, thanks guys...

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 43

1. Which is the most pleasing word to your palate?

a) smarmy
b) concubine
c) savory
d) abnegation
e) goat
f) maelstrom

2. Please, take my .

a) advice
b) wife
c) free lunch
d) Neil Young
e) beating
f) tired, poor, huddled masses

3. Is it fundamentally more correct to be Ted Turner or to steal from the rich to give to the poor?

4. This particular survey may suck because:

a) I'm ill
b) I have ebola
c) I'm a bit under the weather
d) I've contracted the Plague
e) you secretly yearn for it to suck

5. Follow these simple instructions.

6. Things would be much easier if I had a:

a) fork
b) brain
c) functional calculator
d) immune system
e) rocking horse

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
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