Oral Survey #46

By Raia Fink

Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 21:32:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: spam, spam, ORAL SURVEY, spam, bacon, and spam

note: Who the hell is BeckyIII, anyhow? Is it emmy-g, or what? I always
thought emmy-g was BeckyIV, or is that someone else? Did someone
go and add a whole other Becky to the system without telling me, or
have I just been doing too much crack? O.K. here's what I thought...
BeckyI = Becky Ammann (hi BeckyI, welcome to ORAL SURVEY.), BeckyII=
Becky Bailey, then I made Emily Green either BeckyIII, or BeckyIV,
but now there definately seems to be four Beckies, and I don't know
who the extra one is, or whether emmy-g is BeckyIII or BeckyIV, and
I'm the one who started the whole damn thing. Help!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: BeckyI-IV

1. The zebra says:

a) moo
b) chirrup
c) hi there
d) neigh-whinny
e) I eat your liver with some fava beans

2. Which, if any, of the following items have you misplaced within the past few months?

a) your wallet
b) your mom
c) your jet-ski wax
d) your fez
e) your keys (house, car, goat, safe deposit box, bomb shelter)

3. Short people are:

a) just the same as you and I
b) better equipped to deal with midgets on a day-to-day basis
c) grade A quality, pound for pound
d) Never mind, I'm going to hell

4. List your greviances here:

5. For once and for all, explain why Letterman kicks Leno's ass.

6. The monkfish is a ____________________ fish.

a) shy
b) gullible
c) gallant
d) escaped convict
e) oily

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
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