Oral Survey #47

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 22:13:02 -0500 (EST)
Subject: fun at ORAL SURVEY's expense

note: hey, I gotta hurry, jamie has to type her paper.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: Johnny-five

1. What would you sell your soul to the devil for?

a) dazzling white teeth and a suave hairline
b) immaculate corneas
c) a dinner date with Lionel Ritchie
d) a stable barometric reading
e) his job

2. Socks must be worn:

a) never ever
b) in multiples of three
c) in unmatched pairs
d) to the supermarket
e) from the waist up

3. Three items one needs while stranded on a desert island are:

a) a candleabra, a waterpik, and an orange
b) three billy goats gruff
c) matches, cheese, and a rubber plant
d) birdseed, a cotton gin, and an outboard motor
e) valid identification, a lady bic razor, and some corn

4. how many fingers am I holding up?

5. waffle:pharmecuticals::chivalry:____________?

a) cramps
b) fortitude
c) Germany
d) evangelical pride
e) sponge

6. What is the moral of the story, do you know?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. please come again.
no de-structive hints tonite, kiddies. I left the book somewhere else.
it is my bible, you know. But lookmat my new lovely signature!!!

         Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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