By Raia Fink
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again. #332 "Ask how people are, but don't wait around for a response." --Life's Little De-struction manual and back by popular demand... more testimonials and such "I almost peed. you can quote me on that"--Roy 'Ghandiji' Silverstein o.k. don't mind if i do "I too have experienced the wonderful benefits of ORAL SURVEY and would like to share them. Here are the names of two losers who I feel may benefit greatly from ORAL SURVEY." --Matthew 'boom boom' Bruce ouch, Matthew, we're all losers here, but I feel you did the right thing. "I'm Australian, and I'm almost thirty years old. Can you believe that? But its true, ORAL SURVEY works for any aged person of any nationality. ORAL SURVEY is the second brightest spot in my day, right after a relaxing epsom salt bath." --Annette 'Dundee' Fidge Well, Annette, I'd tend to disagree with some of your details. Even if Canadians actually did exist, though they don't, I don't believe they'd be able to reap any benefits from ORAL SURVEY. But don't worry, since you're Australian, I believe you're safe. "Hi, I'm BeckyII, the lifeguard. I used to have a tough job, but since ORAL SURVEY, I believe that the world's recreational water spots are safe once again. Go ahead and pee in the pool. Nobody's watching" --BeckyII 'huh?' Bailey honestly, BeckyII, that's really gross.