Oral Survey #44

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 21 Jan 1998 19:12:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY, the light within

note: yup, its my birthday. Oddly, yall already knew that. Which just goes
to show, if you abuse BeckyII harshly enough, and for a long enough
time, she'll do nice things for you. Or, at least, I'm assuming
that's what went down. So, now I'm nineteen, still young, and since
I've given up drinking (for the most part), I'm in no particular
rush to be 21. Indeed, life is good.

ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud.

Part: 1/21/79 (see, I had a whole good year before the eighties rolled

1. Ironically, the most favored "c" word is:

a) cranium
b) concubine
c) coffee, caffeine, crack
d) contra-cola
e) cargo netting
f) cannibis
g) teakwood
f) cramps

2. Plot yourself seizmographically upon the richter scale.

3. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, its:

a) gonna hurt quite a little bit
b) immaculate
c) the dawning of the age of Aquarius
d) amore, love, and all that jazz

4. Choose the best movie from the below titles:

a) Joe vs. the Volcano
b) The Land Before Time
c) Howard the Duck
d) Ernest Goes to Jail
e) Twelve Steps to Better Hygene (for the adolescent male)

5. My lord, my lord, why hath thou forsaken me?

6. The best angram for politician Paul E. Tsongas' name shall remain:

a) gaseous planet
b) get nasal soup
c) Tsongas, Paul E.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again
#324 "Spring back, Fall ahead"--Life's Little De-struction Book
right-o, time to go make brownies. Yeah, brownies. winky winky. Those kind
of brownies. he he he. Not like the Michigan brownies, but for real this
time. he he he. What do you mean "good luck?!?" I've done it before. It
was just that one batch that I fucked up. Seriously, I gotta go.

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