Oral Survey #41

By Raia Fink

Date: Mon, 5 Jan 1998 17:47:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: for a good time, call 900-ORAL-SURVEY

Note: technically, this is the second to last of the origional surveys. Unfortunately, the last one was written in yellow highlighter, once again, by the genius matty-f. So, it's unreadable, and I can't send it on. If you're worried about the future of ORAL SURVEY, don't. I still have a few tricks up my sleves, or wherever.

ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud.

Part: of this survey never got written

1. The beautiful-est color on earth is:

a) orange
b) orange
c) orange
d) orange
e) orange
f) orange
g) orange
h) orange
i) orange
j) knock-knock
k) who's there?
l) orange
m) orange who?
n) orange you glad I'm extremely orange?
o) orange
p) root beer is NOT a color
q) orange
r) orange

2. What happened to questions 3-7?

a) they had an accident
b) they had to meet with their ill advisors
c) they ran away with the spoon
d) they're here, i swear, and it's a square.
e) I never even noticed
f) they eloped

8. That's it?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#287 "Give out other people's unlisted phone numbers"
--Life's Little De-struction Book
here, try this one: 650-497-5571. he he he. Go head, try it. It's not yer mom's. Don't talk too long, tho. It's long distance. Unless you live in Palo Alto. he he he.

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