Oral Survey #34

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 15:19:16 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY: good to the last drop

note: hey, know what?
Fuck latin, fuck greek, fuck it all. Do I look like a fucking
classics major to you? Fuck plautus, fuck donald J mastronarde, tu
erumanator est, et tu madre tiene dos nalgas et stercus in
scortillae recto est. Liber!!!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: nership

1. True or False: Sheep are wool mongers.

True False

2. Eating lead paint chips with queso dip:

a) reverses the aging process
b) causes delicious senility
c) disrupts the salinity content of flowing water
d) is o.k. if followed directly by a hard salami sandwich
e) is cool with bert and ernie

3. Birds are allowed the luxury of feathers only if:

a) they are fully incubated
b) they are fully intubated
c) the good lord feels like it
d) it happens to be an alternate rainy thursday
e) they are born on three kings day

4. What is absurd?

a) anything not pertaining to newton's third law of motion
b) Newton's third cousins (twice removed)
c) the graph of y = 2/3x^2 - 4
d) Breakfast with the queen
e) harboring of innocent bystanders

5. What is the most frequent and avoidable cause of highway accidents?

6. Is is more annoying to be the same only different, or to be leah "i'm above the survey" bowser?

7. He man used to be:

a) King of the jungle
b) George of the jungle
c) Space Ghost coast to coast
d) girlie man
e) master of the universe
f) She-ra's love slave
g) an ugly duckling prince suffering from bouts of leprosy and mites.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#224 "Lie to your therapist and sit in his/her chair"--Life's Little
De-struction Book
he he he. Funny enough to bypass even the horrors of BeckyII.

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