Oral Survey #35

By Raia Fink

Date: Mon, 15 Dec 1997 02:44:01 -0500 (EST)
Subject: pity the po foo who don't do my ORAL SURVEY

note: on my way to school, I saw a truck named mac. it was carrying my
favorite snack. flamin' hots, flamin' hots. press B2, or B4.
flamin' hots, flamin' hots. Two rows of flamin' hots. oi oi oi
oi oi oi. flamin' hots, flamin' hots, two rows of flamin' hots.
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!!!!!!!!!!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partrige in a pear tree

1. A truly good comic strip must include:

a) a boy and his imitation tiger
b) eyeballs with no pupils
c) naes ending with the suffix 'bert'
d) pictures
e) poignent and scathing political commentary
f) a free crack offer to devout readers

2. Where do we begin?

3. If you can't say something nice:

a) be obnoxious and yell at a high frequency for hours
b) be sure to say something else
c) say it about someone's mom
d) make rude body noises to proove your point instead

4. Where can we go from here?

5. It is in your best interest to:

a) invest in a flea circus
b) pull teeth for free
c) braid hempen rope in the swiss alps
d) feed the birds, tuppence, tuppence

6. It is best to be:

a) insanely short lived and always drunk
b) 2 tacos short of a combination platter
c) gambling at the ho-chunk riverboat casino
d) not playing with a full deck
e) born with an intact liver and spleen
f) immune to the dreadful strudel syndrome

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#225 "Put your cigaretts out in planters"--Life's Little De-struction Book
oh, little beckyII, I can't stay mad at you forever!! Merry x-mas,
also, it is fun to put out cigarett butts in other places: people's coffee
mugs and pies, on the carpet, in the fish tank, on the bottom of passed
out people's shoes. of course, I wouldn't know. I don't smoke. But I can
imagine that this would be fun. And you could maybe even try putting out
your cigarette butts on BeckyII.

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