Oral Survey #32

Date: Tue, 9 Dec 1997 01:01:11 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Somewhere over the ORAL SURVEY

note: yes I do have an insanely large amount of work to do. That's why
I'm here fucking around with ORAL SURVEY. Hey, it saved me when I
was bored, it'll save me from having to do an entire semester's
amount of work tonight, goddammit. And thanks for your concern.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: route 66 (I'm told that's where you can get yer kicks)

1. The nicest, roundest number ever is:

a) 261.03
b) zero
c) any credit card number
d) jenny, jenny, 867-5309
e) a rational denominator

2. Moses was:

a) a prophet
b) sold for a profit
c) a dirty old man
d) a clean old man
e) a great, great grandfather
f) the man, the bomb, the stuff, the myth, the legend.

3. Would you rather have:

i) no teeth or no fingernails
ii) a black pen or a red pen
iii) three legs or twelve fingers
iv) enemies or redneck relatives
v) a piano or a lot of guppies

4. My favorite alcohol based scent is .

5. Can it be done?

6. The most imminant p-word is:

a) provolone
b) probono
c) ration
d) pistacio
e) power
f) pissant
g) peon
h) he he he he

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#201 "Take the labels off of unopened cans" --Life's Little De-struction
Book
Kinda reminds me of the time we got BeckyII to eat alpo, and convinced her
that it was pate' de fois grois. Mmmmmm! And she enjoyed it. Well, now
you know the truth, darling. Grrr-ruff! And really, for future
reference, they don't put pate' de fois grois in cans like that. Kinda
makes you want to become one of us right thinking (or non-thinking in my
case) vegetarians, don't it?