Oral Survey #31

Date: Mon, 8 Dec 1997 03:53:50 -0500 (EST)
Subject: An ORAL SURVEY a day keeps the doctor away

note: so if any of you are having health problems (that includes crabs,
BeckyII) then its not my fault, and you'd best be oralizing yer
surveys more regular-like.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: Cinco de Mayo

1. Who is the true scapegoat?

a) the commies
b) the dirty fucking hippies (no I am not one of them)
c) the white man's burden
d) the Hari Krishnas
e) Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Taxpayer

2. The most comfortable chair is:

a) never vacant
b) also has the best eyes, and happens to be legless
c) too stinky to sit in
d) Grampaw's
e) amplified by 3 million volts and has a skull brace
f) the invention of John Crapper

3. Make a list

4. Bill Gates emitts:

a) noxious fumes
b) certain connotations
c) gamma rays
d) intermittent beeps
e) puffs of smoke
f) advice, lots of it

5. The student center needs:

a) more trash and recycling recepticles
b) an ping-pong table
c) shiney brass spittoons
d) less students
e) a ballroom floor
f) slot machines
g) senile old ladies

6. Of the above options, which is the reality? (we wanted spittoons, we got an ping-pong table. Sorry this particular survey is dated)

a) more trash and recycling recepticles
b) an ping-pong table
c) shiney brass spittoons
d) less students
e) a ballroom floor
f) slot machines
g) senile old ladies

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#193 "Announce when you're going to the bathroom"--Life's Little
De-struction Book
No, no, beckyII, just tell us, don't show us!