Oral Survey #30

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 7 Dec 1997 13:55:15 -0500 (EST)
Subject: The father, the son, and the ORAL SURVEY

note: yes I am going to hell, why do you ask?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: Italian, part Bolivian

1. Please speculate about the following questions:

a) What exactly is scrapple, anyway?

b) Do you hear what I hear?

c) Why do they make several varieties of Cheetos brand snackfood?

d) Do camels suffer leg and hump spasms?

2. The best Shakespearean-esque term is:

a) ramrod ye quivers
b) lambaste ye, lambaste ye to hell
c) whereforth art thou, Mario Cuomo
d) salutations maiden, and faretheewell
e) Hark! Believe you me
f) Send mine regrets, Strumpet, the king haseth no more
g) Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory
h) tomorrow, tomorrow, foreswooth tomorrow!

3. Have you driven a ford lately?

4. Pick the player:

a) El Dorro Frigerito
b) Le Gaston de Barsteaux
c) Ren
d) Chief 'Hole in the wall' Potter
e) the butler

5. The best glutius maximial reference to date is:

a) Harry r. Sole
b) rectify the situation
c) anal sphincter
d) anal retentive
e) sorry sir, you'll have to go around to the back door

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again
#166 "Don't volunteer for the back seat, and never take the middle one"
--Life's Little De-struction Book
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