Oral Survey #29

By Raia Fink

Date: Sat, 6 Dec 1997 17:59:08 -0500 (EST)
Subject: of ORAL SURVEYS and men

note: believe it or not, the number of pre-written ORAL SURVEYS are
dwindling, what is to be done? you tell me. There are eleven
legitimate ones, and two or three others that I accidentally let
matty-f help out with when I was getting bored by the whole thing.
So, should there be more? And if you're gonna use a different e-mail
address over your breaks, and still wanna get the gift of ORAL
SURVEY for the holidays, you'd better let me know. Not like its
gonna be every day, since I'm gonna be dealing with that fucking mac

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: Rocky IV

1. The more insurance you have:

a) the more yer worth
b) the very most prudential
c) the lower the premiums
d) the better
e) the best
f) the happier the rats become

2. Is it more beneficial to borrow or lend?

3. The greatest quality adhesive on the market today is:

a) sticky
b) anti-stickey
c) anthropormorphic
d) homemade
e) good
f) tape

4. Christmas lights may be manufactured for the sole purpose of:

a) Christmas
b) heathens
c) household fires
d) Santa
e) experts only
f) worldly philosophers

5. What comes to mind first when the following words are mentioned:

a) sprocket
b) elbow
c) lucid

6. This survey has been:

a) bad
b) badder
c) worst
d) worstest
e) awful
f) the god awfulest

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#165 "Keep two sets of books" --Life's Little De-struction Book
that is, unless you have a problem with such secretive, and shifty
behavior, BeckyII, or maybe you're concerned about all the extra paper and
killing all those trees, also Becky II. Either way, ask BeckyII if its
o.k. to following these guides before doing anything. Its just safer that

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