Oral Survey #28

By Raia Fink

Date: Fri, 5 Dec 1997 19:31:40 -0500 (EST)
Subject: and on the third day, god created ORAL SURVEY

note: not really, but I'm hoping charles darwin may have had a thing
or two to do with it. finch finch finch. Got milk? in yer frige?
go get it, i'm thirsty.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: 40 oz.

1. The most elaborate term for a three sided shape would be:

a) square
b) quadrangle
c) cube face
d) doll face
e) rectangle
f) calvin

2. The highest quality color dirt is .

3. An ideal goat:

a) says baa-aa-aa-aaah
b) doesn't say baa-aa-aa-aaah
c) has a goatee
d) wears stiletto heals and lipstick
e) will eat yesterday's technology

4. How tall is tall?

a) 6 feet
b) 13 ft. 2 in.
c) 12 in. is tall (for polly pocket)
d) 6 feet, 4 arms, and 1 1/2 eyes
e) tall enough to reach the tasty foliage

5. What would you say if I told you that this survey is actually decaffinated?

6. Who would look more hansome: gore vidal with a prominant brow ridge, or george kennedy with a weak chin?

7. Describe vividly the physiological effects of sitting upon a sharp, rusty tack.

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again
#164 "Have an alias and the fake ID's to back it up"--Life's Little
De-struction Book
although i wouldn't want to offend any of you out there with an alias,
BeckyII. now would I? or did you need that fake id to buy alcohol, cause
they always card you?

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