Oral Survey #27

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 22:31:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Why did the ORAL SURVEY cross the road?

note: to get to the other side. But seriously, kids, never give flannel
sheets to your friends with amotivational syndrome. I know i
haven't been to class for three weeks. here goes...

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: proposition 157

1. The privilage of stargazing should be used to support:

a) recreation
b) procreation
c) Nation of Islam
d) Dionne Warwick's network to the stars
e) eternal damnation
f) Bi-cameral legislature
g) ethernet

2. The most effective form of punnishment is:

a) silence treatment
b) bloody murder
c) deportation
d) hex
e) severe mind games and guilt trip
f) suspension of priviliges, and no candy

3. Which are the two most efficient animal genuses?

(hint: blue isn't an answer, yellow may be.)

4. Compare and contrast the major winter holidays of the three mainstream monotheistic religions. Then, declare them all patriarchal lies.

5. What, according to you, is a good excuse:

a) my life has beel planned since before my conception, and this clearly is not listed in the itinerary.
b) the dog wouldn't eat it, but the rabbit did.
c) It's against my religion, the pope, and is clearly not kosher.
d) The planets were mildly misaligned
e) I have ebola. cough, cough. It's airborne. cough.

6. Is it o.k. to belittle a man in order to make yourself appear special?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#161 "See if you can be the first one to exit the plane, even if you're
sitting by the window"--Life's Little De-struction Book
though i wouldn't want to offend any flight attendants out there, know
what i mean, BeckyII?

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