Oral Survey #26

By Raia Fink

Date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 01:39:01 -0500 (EST)
Subject: immORAL SURVEY

note: silly gopher tortise, ORAL SURVEY is for kids. Becky, darling, you
are such a trooper. But, then again, my brother has a dog named
trooper. His friend's nephew calles him fooper, and it confuses the
poor thing, to the point where it pees on the rug. Do you ever do
that, Becky? Why don't you tell everyone who's the parachuting cow
champion of the world. But seriously, folks, she puts up a good
fight, and is a worthy opponent. well done, trooper!!!

ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud

part: 555-5555

1. The most threatening animal by far is the:

a) etruscan bol weevil
b) finch
c) goose
d) thorough nettle eater
e) roger rabbit

2. What comes to your mind first when you read the word 'beverage'?

a) cocoa
b) thirsty
c) Schnapps
d) hoser
e) gorilla mist
f) crispy critters
g) modeling clay

3. What's it worth to you?

4. Is it more important to have money or a decent night's sleep?

5. Do you respond to:

a) Buddy
b) Little Buddy
c) rowww, retard!
d) here kitty, kitty, kitty
e) taco supreme
f) king kalua

6. Have you blue blood?

7. In theory, is communism the boone of modern Slovakians, or the wet dream of the toothless creep in the corner?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#147 "If you have to give blood, at least make a big show of it"
--Life's Little De-struction Book

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