Oral Survey #25

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 3 Dec 1997 12:08:30 -0500 (EST)
Subject: if you write it, they will come (ORAL SURVEY)

note: I'm a pirate. Arrrrrr.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 76 trombones

1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?

3. What is your favorite color?

4. The most impressive waste management technique yet is:

a) bury it
b) burn it
c) shoot it to the moon
d) save it
e) recycle it
f) submerge it
g) explode it, then save it in a decorative urn
h) forget about it
i) give it away as a housewarming gift
j) ignore it till it eats you up
k) any creative combination of any or all of the above

5. Who is your hero?

6. The burrow owl's best attribute is:

a) its burrowability
b) wit and charm
c) stunning good looks
d) enticing aroma
e) beady eyes and inverted nipples

7. Offer a short description of every famous Tom, Dick, and Harry.

8. Is it more relaxing to sit or to sit and spin?

9. Who can say for sure?

10. Steel belted radials are:

a) not a joke
b) cute, to say the least
c) what's for dinner
d) offensive to white collar criminals
e) immortal and out to get you

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#145 "Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures"--Life's Little
De-struction Book

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