Oral Survey #24

By Raia Fink

Date: Tue, 2 Dec 1997 12:38:02 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY: for the seafood lover in you

note: one of the nastier titles, don't yas think? I dunno, its just
something about seafood. Or crabs. Wouldn't you think that people
would have minds enough of their own to be able to ask to be taken
off the ORAL SURVEY list as soon as they realized they just aren't
cool enough for it before i assure them that it's o.k? Rather then
'suffering' silently until I say its fine not to recieve the gift
of ORAL SURVEY? That's what i would think. Guess not. Crabs.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: Friday the 13th

1. Which, in your mind, is the least crooked?

a) Bering Strait
b) Strait of Magellan
c) Dire Straits
d) Upstairs John
e) Cookie Crook
f) Lee Iacoca

2. One of the following is a great deal; find it:

a) Sweet Potatos 59cents/pound
b) Tail-on-Shrimp 1/2 lb. $3.99
c) The New Deal
d) Let's make a deal
e) Ritz crackers 2/$5.00

3. Furniture Polish is most effective when:

a) applied to furniture
b) inhaled
c) restored to a glossy sheen
d) restored to the throne
e) spread on bagles
f) used with the appropriate applicator

4. Why ask why?

5. Are you stoic or epicurean in nature?

6. The least savory name for cigarettes is:

a) Camel
b) Kool
c) butt
d) Jimmy
e) Mr. Mentholated

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#144 "See what it takes to get the lifeguard to blow the whistle."
--Life's Little De-struction Book
another note: If you are reading these destructive hints and are usually
able to say 'hey, I do that!', you are a genuine-like cool person.

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