Oral Survey #23

By Raia Fink

Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 20:07:47 -0500 (EST)
Subject: the mass e-mail formerly known as ORAL SURVEY

note: well, maybe not 'mass e-mail' yet, but there are thirty of you out
there who are too lazy to reply and say 'take me off the damn list'
And, actually, I do believe many of you secretly enjoy ORAL SURVEY,
and maybe even asked to be on the list. Well, congratulations in
partaking in my mind a lil' bit. oh, and the subject up there?
That's a reference to the artist formerly known as Prince. I'm not
changing the title of all this shit. Wow, long note, huh?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: Henry VIII

1. The most dire of situations entail:

a) biting the barber
b) ants in the pants
c) two dollars too short
d) seventeen

2. The most frequented church is:

a) on Church street (alas, good old evanston. retch)
b) that non-denomenational one
c) Swaggart's house of repentance
d) the dome of the lord's wrath
e) I cannot answer that now
f) a study of blasphemy and scatology

3. The funniest jeffry Dahmer joke involves:

a) smoking down to the butt
b) rolling heads
c) bologna with first and last names
d) a dandruff cure involving heads and shoulders
e) this material is sick, sick, sick. Go repent at Swaggart's
abode before the wrath falls upon you and your souls.

4. Who, in your opinion, is wanting a backhand slap across his/her face?

5. Why is this person so fortunate?

7. Ms. Mary Mack, Mack, ____________________.

a) Jones
b) Henderson
c) Elvis
d) Doogan
e) Mack
f) Mack doggy-dogg
g) Mac on krack

8. What on earth?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#143 "Answer a question with a question"--Life's Little De-struction Book

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