Oral Survey #16
By Raia Fink
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 1997 12:13:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY dreggs. (1)
note: admittedly, the last, this, and perhaps the next two or three
surveys are not quite up to par. But I am human, and that's the
order they go in. If it's really that bad, just pretend you still
like them, and bear with it. After all, it's ORAL SURVEY.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
part:C3P0
1.
The graph of f(x) is:
a) rather
b) a
c) stupid
d) question
e) isn't
f) it?
2.
Name the make, model, year, and color of the following vehicles:
a) a 1969 blue Mercury Zephyr dx
b) the partriage family bus
c) your mom
d) your mom on crack
3.
The show:
a) must go on
b) ran away with the spoon
c) rhymes with anise-seed
d) is over, folks, moooove away.
4.
Who wears the most red?
5.
Who wears the least red?
6.
The paper is due on:
a) Friday
b) Saturday
c) Sunday
d) Monday
e) Tuesday
f) Wednesday
g) Thursday
h) Friday
i) Saturday
j) Sunday
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
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