Oral Survey #16

By Raia Fink
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 1997 12:13:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY dreggs. (1)

note: admittedly, the last, this, and perhaps the next two or three
surveys are not quite up to par. But I am human, and that's the
order they go in. If it's really that bad, just pretend you still
like them, and bear with it. After all, it's ORAL SURVEY.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud


1. The graph of f(x) is:

a) rather
b) a
c) stupid
d) question
e) isn't
f) it?

2. Name the make, model, year, and color of the following vehicles:

a) a 1969 blue Mercury Zephyr dx

b) the partriage family bus

c) your mom

d) your mom on crack

3. The show:

a) must go on
b) ran away with the spoon
c) rhymes with anise-seed
d) is over, folks, moooove away.

4. Who wears the most red?

5. Who wears the least red?

6. The paper is due on:

a) Friday
b) Saturday
c) Sunday
d) Monday
e) Tuesday
f) Wednesday
g) Thursday
h) Friday
i) Saturday
j) Sunday

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