Oral Survey #17

By Raia Fink
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 18:56:12 -0500 (EST)
Subject: not crack, but ORAL SURVEY

note: i won't grow up, never ever. poop.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the folowing questions aloud

part: 1995

1. Rollercoasters are most fun when:

a) coasting
b) loop-de-looping
c) condemned
d) far away
e) rusty, and all that

2. At times, nuclear fusion can be:

a) straining on our relationship
b) cute
c) disasterous to small animals
d) replaced by petroleum jelly factories

3. the time at the tone is .

4. Lions should be happy because:

a) they're game
b) they live in Africa and zoos
c) they're big with sharp teeth
d) they're not the white man's burden

5. Camphpor fumes are hazardous for this singular reason:

6. Are you a fish? A swan? Some turkey giblets?

7. They might be:

a) Planned parenting clinics
b) Duran Duran
c) Tecumseh
d) giants
e) laid

8. Which is the better bo?

a) bo
b) bow
c) boe
d) boh
e) boa
f) bo-bo

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#119 "Ask for a rush job except when there is a charge"
--Life's Little De-struction Book

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