Oral Survey #15
By Raia Fink
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 12:09:02 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an ORAL SURVEY!!!
note: words that rhyme with note include moat, boat, tote, goat, throat,
gloat, float, dote and wrote. Just thought yall would like to know.
Also, enjoy the ORAL SURVEY. That's an order.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
What is your opinion on deep sea bass harvests?
a) they're crummy
b) exceptionally light and delicious on rye
c) If they got eyes, I don't want them
d) I'll have nothing to do with it
e) good enough for me
f) live and learn, that's what I always say
How many adult males above the age of 35 live in your household?
a) just enough
d) we're having a sale on dirty old men
Can an FBI secret report file ever really go away?
Cantaloupe is ripe when it:
a) echoes when you tap it
b) resembles a bi-concave disc
c) sells for a dollar a bushel
d) when you can enjoy it, even without teeth
e) when its orange, not brown or green
The best American playwright was:
b) Goustav le I'mfrenchdummy
c) The Hapsburgs
d) Albe, Albe, Albe
e) Lothar of the Hill People
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#116 "Tell people they are in your will, even if they aren't"
--Life's Little De-struction Book