Oral Survey #14

By Raia Fink
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 22:40:40 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ma...grampaw peed on the ORAL SURVEY again!

note: i am going to hell. Which is not to say yous alls shouldn't
appreciate ORAL SURVEY as much as possible until that day comes.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: R2D2

1. The eleventh digit of pi is:

a) abstruse
b) pregnant
c) overwhelming
d) eight

2. When mixed together, purple and red make

a) lavender
b) a messy-mess
c) not orange, unfortunately, not even close
d) babies

3. The messiah will return when everyone in the world .

4. The U.S. constitution is just another:

a) old man's fantasy
b) brilliant American document
c) restraining device
d) game of cloak and dagger
e) patriarchal lie

5. If you were to rename Snow White's seven dwarfs, what would Sneezy's new name be?

6. Develop a thesis on the advantages of zippers over buttons or snaps.

7. One reason for the development of the f-10 flyer is:

a) Uncle sam has ADD
b) Those Commie Bastards were asking for it
c) somebody's gotta do it
d) a divine inspiration and call to deliverance

8. What kind of stuff have you got?

a) right
b) left
c) wrong
d) sideways

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#113 "Read 'Winning Through Intimidation' by Robert Ringer (Fawcett
Books)"--Life's Little De-struction Book

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