Oral Survey #13

By Raia Fink
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 22:42:11 -0500 (EST)
Subject: its absurd! its insane! Its ORAL SURVEY!!!!!

note: do you mock me, little one?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: 1134

1. God is:

a) great
b) watching us
c) eating a pimento loaf
d) Dog backwards
e) me
f) a deadbeat dad

2. What's the most you can buy with seventy dollars?

3. Name your favorite two dimensional polygon

4. state your favorite three dimensional polygon

5. What would you do if faced with the following hypothetical situations?

a) Your mom and dad confront you and ask you who you love more

b) you're completely out of clean underoos

c) you step on a crack

d) your significant other expects you to put out more

e) you're in the bathtub and proceed to fall down the drain

f) your family is fickle

g) there are dung beetles in your compost heap

h) you have cramps

6. Chocolate syrup goes best with:

a) tar baby
b) baloon girl
c) saltines
d) whole milk
e) a goat

7. Abundant mineral deposits are the problem of .

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#98 "follow the letter of the law, not the spirit"--Life's Little
De-struction Book

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