Oral Survey #7

By Raia Fink
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 18:58:49 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY...the legend continues

note: hi there. once again, I proudly present ORAL SURVEY. Appease the
masses, that's what I always say. If, for some reason, you are not
feeling appeased, let me know.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: pi^e^-1

1. Aunt Tillie is:

a) plump
b) sickly
c) deceased
d) Alive and kickin

2. You would be most likely to tell your enemy:

a) "lick it"
b) "kiss my ass"
c) "go to hell"
d) "eat me raw, mister"
e) nothing, as you are non-confrontational
f) anything you possibly can with a machete

3. The best acronym is

4. The best non-acronym is

5. How many different types of cheeses can you list, not including those previously mentioned by Monty Python?

6. Birds do it, bees do it, who else does it?

a) Bill and Hillary
b) Mom and Dad
c) grover and elmo
d) Constance and Elissa the cow
e) All of Spain with half of Tulsa

7. In its purest form, hydrogen is truly:

a) inert
b) excited

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
#48 "Remind people that their freckles could be cancerous"
--Life's Little De-struction Book

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