Oral Survey #6

By Raia Fink
Date: Sun, 9 Nov 1997 15:26:56 -0500 (EST)
Subject: la, la, la...ORAL SURVEY, doowaa!!!

note: This is ORAL SURVEY. You can take it or leave it. OR give it to
others. Let me know, if you're so motivated.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: 007

answer the following 3 questions about rhyme truthfully...

1. Can you rhyme something with orange?

2. The best pair of rhyming words are:

a) grape-ape
b) strumpet-trumpet
c) dime-chime
d) strobe-probe
e) muppet-puppet
f) goblet-coblet

3. Are you a poet who doesn't know it?

4. Where do butterflies go when it rains?

a) home
b) away
c) to Brazil, unless they already live there
d) underground, to live with the Fraggles
e) In suo recto, con mucho palo

5. If your pants could speak, what would they be apt to say?

6. List four easy ways to stimulate the Iranian economy.


7. When is it o.k. to wear the wrong shoes on the wrong feet?

a) when you're five or younger
b) any old time
c) when they're your shoes and someone else's feet
d) never ever
e) on alternate thursdays when it rains

8. Who has the most noticeable

false teeth?
glass eye?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY.
#20 "misquote"--life's little De-struction Book

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