Oral Survey #74
By Raia Fink
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1998 00:20:31 -0400 (EDT)
note: hi, how's it going?
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.
Don't be ________, ________
a) coy, roy
b) slick, dick
c) an asshole, jon
d) spry, guy
e) a playa, raia
Monica Lewinsky soda:
a) comes in a wide mouth can
b) goes down easy
d) can be used in a pinch to remove unexpected stains from delicate dress fabrics.
e) no one cares
What's the point of expecting a hurricane when it ends up not even raining?
a) boarding up one's windows is a life experience
b) so you can start a riot in Wal Mart over bottled water
c) to teach us that god loves floridians and hated puerto ricans
d) no point whatsoever
e) so i can laugh at all the people who really did prepare for largescale destruction, because i never got around to it
I'm on top of the world, looking down on ________.
c) a Red Dog distillery
Then again, why would you want a root beer with a bite?
Spersiphony glannet delmolva crack fleuvog snickstep?
a) twas brillig
c) cdb? dbezbzb.
d) duh, who wouldn't
Convice yourself (ORALLY) that your immortal soul is on the list.
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
Would you rather...
have a receding hairline
have a proceding hairline?
--The book of Would You Rather
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
- i've been a naughty girl -